This morning I woke up in an extremely unpleasant way. While I was still blissfully asleep I heard some scratching sounds coming from somewhere close to my head. I groggily opened my eyes to see a squirrel staring down at me from the windowsill directly above my bed. In horror I made some loud noises and quick movements with my arms in the squirrel's direction. This successfully got the squirrel to flee out of the window.
Alternatively, you could have driven it away with a solar sail and a 1.21 gigawatt laser. [http://blag.xkcd.com/2008/02/15/the-laser-elevator/]
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