Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Terror
This morning I woke up in an extremely unpleasant way. While I was still blissfully asleep I heard some scratching sounds coming from somewhere close to my head. I groggily opened my eyes to see a squirrel staring down at me from the windowsill directly above my bed. In horror I made some loud noises and quick movements with my arms in the squirrel's direction. This successfully got the squirrel to flee out of the window.
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Alternatively, you could have driven it away with a solar sail and a 1.21 gigawatt laser. [http://blag.xkcd.com/2008/02/15/the-laser-elevator/]
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